Can you lick the science? That's a big question in life. Answers were found on the internet. And remember: If you lick it, it's yours!
- Aerodynamics: Sure, but you’ll look like a dog with his face out of the car window.
- Anthropology: Maybe ask first.
- Archaeology: Perhaps, but it might be human bone.
- Astronomy: Look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes to get humankind to another planet, then so be it.
- Astrophysics: Could taste like space or rocket fuel. Best not to.
- Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious.
- Chemistry: NO! DO NOT!
- Computer science: The tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working.
- Ecology: You'd either get a mouthful dirt or a mouthful of fur.
- Economics: Probably not. Money's got a lot of germs.
- Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets.
- Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT!
- Gastronomy: I'd be offended if you didn't.
- Genetics: Do not, unless cheek swabs.
- Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous and please dont lick dirt.
- Gynecology: Only is she says yes, but if you don't mind getting arrested for assault, by all means.
- Herpetology: Bad plan. Bad plan! BAD PLAN!
- Library science: Sir, we already talked to you about this.
- Linguistics: This is just french kissing. Despite the name, please probably don’t.
- Marine biology: You can try, but you'll probably just get a mouthful of seawater.
- Mycology: Will taste like dirt, but there's a large chance of death so no!
- Neuroscience: That is someone's brain, so; no. Do not!
- Pharmacology: Generally a bad plan.
- Physics: How?
- Proctology: Context dependent.
- Psychology: Best not to.
- Quantum physics: You can lick it while not licking it at the same time.
- Saponification: Requires licking at times
- Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.
- Software engineering: Nothing else has made the code work, so you might as well try.
- Theology: Only if you wanna go to hell!
- Toxicology: Always a bad plan!
- Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.